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From: John
Date: Aug 21, 2005 2:39 PM
Subject: Hi Annaliese
Body: I know you havent read my profile yet, but when you do. It will probably become clear to you that we are meant for one another. Im going to ask you ahead of time to restrain your self, give it time. Quality relationships dont develop after just one email, however after two maybe three emails we can make some travel arrangements for you to come out to Italy and visit. I dont want to you get your hopes up to soon but, Im sure that we will find ourselves to be both sexually compatible as well as compatible as friends. Please wait to call your mom about your future husband until after we have shared some quality time together. John


Umm wow.
These messages always amuse me greatly.

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98and6
Aug. 21st, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
dude hit him up for a free trip to italy. :)
sarala
Aug. 21st, 2005 10:48 pm (UTC)
I concur!
orange907
Aug. 21st, 2005 11:23 pm (UTC)
eww you guys! he's old.
Then again I could get him to buy me the ticket and then use it for something else lol.
sarala
Aug. 22nd, 2005 01:11 am (UTC)
Haha, I didn't realize he was old.
Even better idea!
ammwriter
Aug. 22nd, 2005 01:45 am (UTC)
Wow. I'm kinda jealous you get all these fun myspace guys. All I ever got was homeboys saying they dug my "style"...

What does he look like?
orange907
Aug. 22nd, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)
santiago22
Aug. 22nd, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC)
I think my creep-o-meter just broke.
orange907
Aug. 22nd, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
hahahaha yah
sensible8876
Aug. 22nd, 2005 02:25 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO...what does he look like??? I wanna see his profile!
jnnyloo
Aug. 22nd, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
ahhh! that's crazy! i can never figure out if those messages are meant to be taken seriously or are just for fun.
orange907
Aug. 22nd, 2005 04:21 am (UTC)
me neither, there was a guy once that said he'd pay for everything for me as long as I'd have sex with him all the time.
Like seriously did he think I'd say "OKAY!"?
greeneyeballs
Aug. 22nd, 2005 04:36 am (UTC)
yah- I cancelled my myspace account just for that reason!! I'm like, sure, I'm not busy right now, let's get together and do it!!! EEWWW!
jnnyloo
Aug. 22nd, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
ugh. jeez, he should find himself a hooker if that's what he's shooting for.
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