'I'm a lot like my dad: brown hair, flat chest.'
'I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying.'
'Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person *really* knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that YOU were the one that they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?'
'So, I had planned to marry Peter, but I married Jack instead. Thank goodness my father was right. Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan. But Jack, Jack gave me the perfect gift a stamp in my passport. He took me to Florence for our honeymoon. I guess you might say, he gave me the world. Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, it was while you were sleeping.'